Suicidal Programming
Hey you! yes, you! you’re sitting there, coding in your nice little chair with a few silly games surrounding you, think again!
Your programming language has many integrated abilities to hurt you!
Do NOT take anything in this post seriously. Thank you.
Commit suicide:
Ruby: undef self
C#: this.Dispose();
Jump From The Window:
BLOCKED SCRIPT window.open(); throw self;
(Credits to NadavE)
Seppuku (AKA Hara-kiri)
C#: this.ToString().Split();
Heart Transplant
C#: this.ToString().Replace(“Heart”, “hmmm”);
Murder
C#: System.Diagnostics.Process.Kill(someone);
Execute at Town Centre
BLOCKED SCRIPT
InTownCentre = New RegExp
InTownCentre.Execute(resisters)
Just a Stomach Ache
VB.Net:
Dim cookie = New System.Net.Cookie()
cookie.Expires = New DateTime(1950, 1, 1)
Thinking of another way I haven’t mentioned? add a comment!
And next time you’re calm and relaxed while your IDE is open, beware!
Enjoy!
Shay.
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