- Do you know what Scrum Methodology is?
- What the hell is Methodology?
- It's sound familiar to me, something from the Agile Family, right?
- Scrum is one of the coolest methodologies that I ever meet (I already used it in the past).
- Can you define team?
- Team? I really don't believe in this kind of organization structure… I prefer working alone.
- We have a lot of teams in our organization; it's a good way to create a frame for people. The team leader is the big boss and he always says the last word.
- The team it's like a small family, we are having a lot of fun together. All team members take a commitment together and help each other to accomplish all tasks in time and with high quality.
- How much do you want to be involved in the development process?
- Please let me do my job go home (aka "Live me in your mother"). I don't want to become involve in other things except my current atomic task.
- I want to become more involve in the development process, but I never find the right time to do it.
- The development process is alive! I always have some suggestions about finding the creative solutions to solve the problem.
- Do you love technologies?
- I stuck in Mainframe. And it still does the job…
- If my company will give me a course or/and my boss gives me enough time to learn it, I'll take it.
- My last name is Technology. I'm starving for new technologies. If there is new technology in market I'll be the first one to hear about it.
- What do you think about the fact that you are a programmer?
- It isn't such a big-dill, I earn good money and it's all I want. If you will pay me the same for cleaning your home there is a chance that I'll take it.
- The technology environment is nice and I have a lot of friends around me. Maybe, if I would have an option to chose I think I'll take something more interesting for me.
- This is the coolest job that I have ever done.
- How do you think your organization need to take care for you?
- If I'll get my salary on time it's enough (and I'll thanks G-D).
- I need them to invest in the office environment (the newest computer, a lot of space, a good view and etc).
- The organization need to let me do what I really good at (programming…).
- What will happen if someone will buy your company?
- I think if someone is bought us the first think he'll do is to fire me.
- In the best scenario I'll change my car's logo.
- It's time to pay off my mortgage…
- Do you read technical stuff (blog posts, technical books, articles and etc…)?
- Harry Potter is my man.
- If some one will send my some recommended posts that he already read, there is a good chance that I'll read it too.
- I'm a big fan of Scott Guthrie, Hanselminutes Podcasts is always in my playing list and the framework design guideline book that written by Krzysztof Cwalina and Brad Abrams is one of the most best design books that I have ever read (I'm really waiting for the second edition!).
- How do you fill when you come to work in the beginning of the day?
- How many hours left to the end of this day?
- It's another ordinary day. I have to accomplish some others tasks today.
- Every day is an opportunity for new challenges, to learn some new things from my team mates and to create something creative on my own hands. So, I like my workplace!
- What is your preferred language?
- English.
- Java.
- C# (Versions: 2.0, 3.0, 3.5 and 4.0 – code name "YODA").
How to check you quiz score?
Every answer to option "1" gives you 1 point, "2" gives you 2 points and "3" gives you 3.
Sum your answers and check your result in the next section.
Quiz results:
Your score is lower than 14:
You are an individual man who made a programming course long time ago and started to work in a big software company. You don't have a desire to lean new things, or to change your current position. All what you want to do is to go home and continue to read your Harry Potter book.
Are you sure you chose the appropriate job?
Your score is between 15 to 23:
You are a senior programmer that already accumulates some professional in your job. You are trying to get a better understanding about the development process but in the most of the cases, without success. You really like that people help you to progress, but you should be much initiative and more independent.
You have some tasks to finish today, so, it's time to comeback to work.
Your score is higher than 24:
You are a professional programmer (architect, system designer, super programmer and etc) with high attraction to new technologies. You have a good perspective about the future technologies and methodologies. You sleep less than four hours in a day and you are spending the night on reading and checking new technologies stuff.
If you got this score please leave me a comment/send me an email and I'll hopefully invite you to an interview in my company (in Israel).